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16 Will Get You …..Fame: Courtney Stodden 101

This isn’t really news anymore, but in May of 2011 Doug Hutchinson (actor, 51) married 16 year old (fame whore) Courtney Stodden. Courtney’s own father is four years younger than Doug. Even more...

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Re-pe-pe-pe-pe-peat

In an effort to stop saying the EFF word, I seemed to have unconsciously substituted two very annoying phrases into my speech patterns. 1. “OH FOR THE love of god” 2. “OHHHHH HEAVENS to Betsey.” Let me...

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In Which My Dad Almost Pushes Me Off the Ledge With His Cleaning

Part of being 25 and living at home with your parents while going back to school means that you’re gonna have a meltdown from time to time because the day you escape seems very, very far away. I just...

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The Failure of Education in this Country…

This is going to come off terribly, and I’m going to sound like a big snob, but I just got out of a class comprised of the dumbest people I have ever encountered in my life. It actually pained me to...

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Wanted: Mental Chip

I really hope that someone invents a chip that can be inserted into your brain because I cannot keep track of all these school things. Aside from the fact that I’m juggling 4 science classes with...

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Madonna’s Give Me All Your Luvin is the Worst Song I Have Ever Heard In My...

It’s been a few good years since Madonna was relevant. I’d say the last time she was making headlines was when she made out with Britney at the VMA’a pre-Britney losing her mind. The only things...

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Stop Trying To Convert Me You Psychos

Last night the cult of Elohim tried to convert me for the fourth time. I only figured out who they were just now with some savage Googling. Hint: if you have been approached in the NY area with the...

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Ways to Avoid Picking a Stupid Name for Your Baby

There was a two hour nap that happened in the back of my car today, complete with blanket, pillow, teddy bear, and bra removal. And even though I was violently awoken by some idiot with a bullhorn, I...

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I Bought All the Things. Oops.

Some combination of me being very stressed and me moving (well me moving all of my stuff) in two weeks has caused me to spend a very large amount of money in a very short amount of time. Onto the...

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Kanye Actually Says Something Worthwhile

I’m surprised that it’s taken dating someone with a sex tape for Kanye to contemplate the meaning of his words. Don’t get me wrong, I love Kanye, but I find it interesting that someone with recent song...

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